John Clare Writings

Monthly Archives: May 2014

I Don’t Wanna Die

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by John Clare I just wanna ride on my motor cy… cle. That is from an Arlo Guthrie song whose name I can’t recall. Nor do I. Want to die that is. Or if I have to, I want to die on the sounding of the last chord of a track by Duke Ellington, or […]

Royal Couple Threatened: ‘We Will Kill You!’

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by John Clare Aware of the aching void they leave in the hearts of loyal Aussies; of our despair at having nothing to watch now on the TV, and with the heart-rending plaint ‘I’ll never be Royal’ still quivering in the air, the Royal Couple might well be tempted to make a mercy dash back […]